National Obesity: This is typical dialogue with an overweight customer at the movie theater I work at.
overweight customer: Hi can I get a small popcorn with lots and lots of butter, and a large drink?
me: sure!
customer: You know, just go on and DROWN the popcorn in butter! Give me a heart attack.
me: Um, ok. Sure.
me (under my breath): you might as well have ordered a large cup of butter. O_O
Basically I will have a small unbuttered popcorn, and a large cup filled with butter instead of a drink. Because basically, that's what these types of customers are ordering.