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Hi, I'm Jada Newhouse and I'm a Photography major at Sam Houston State University! I'm not very confident in my own work, but I hope to gain a lot from the WASH program. I have experience in both photography and graphic design thanks to High School yearbook and Dallas Teenage Newspaper. I'm a huge nerd who plays Pokemon and Harry Potter rpg games. I love Harry Potter (Love might be an understatement). I'm easily entertained and an overall great person to get to know! I look forward to meeting many others JUST LIKE ME! :)

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Mapping and Metaphor

METAPHOR








MAPPING
See the world through my eyes, literally.

50 words, 500 words, what's the diff?

1.Wash
2. Reel
3. Balance
4. Fall
5. Jump
6. Run
7. Burn
8. Throw
9. Hurt
10. Pain
11. Love
12. See-Saw
13. Crinkle
14. Lock
15. Fire
16. Saint
17. Thirst
18. Link
19. Strength
20. Endurance
21. Fear
22. Laughter
23. Drip
24. Fountain
25. Dog
26. Cry
27. Call
28. Shout
29. Tac
30. Cut
31. Slap
32. Stick
33. Mail
34. Book
35. Magic
36. Incantation
37. Ride
38. Work
39. Wall
40. Ring
41. Bill
42. Write
43. Scissor
44. Fate
45. Shoe
46. Hand
47. Tumble
48. Bridge
49. Ram
50. Needle

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Final Line Story mark making

With a little help from my siblings I was able to round up a few cars that would make different tracks for my final piece. I am pretty proud of it. I though it might fail, but it turned out much better than I expected.
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Friday, March 11, 2011

Metaphor proposal #3

Teen Pregnancies: "Put a sleeve on it, or else!"


I couldn't really show this in my sketch but I would make one BIG condom out of many small ones, and at the opening there would be babies falling out.

Metaphor proposal #2

"I'm as straight as a turnpike"



I do realize the quote is a simile, but I'm having a hard time thinking of a metaphor for straight people vs the LGBTQ community. Basically it's just a line that ends up being curvy and a rainbow explosion.

Metaphor proposal #1

National Obesity:  This is typical dialogue with an overweight customer at the movie theater I work at.

overweight customer: Hi can I get a small popcorn with lots and lots of butter, and a large drink?
me: sure!
customer: You know, just go on and DROWN the popcorn in butter! Give me a heart attack.
me: Um, ok. Sure. 
me (under my breath): you might as well have ordered a large cup of butter. O_O



Basically I will have a small unbuttered popcorn, and a large cup filled with butter instead of a drink. Because basically, that's what these types of customers are ordering.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

"There's ink in my mouth!

Spoon

Fork

 noodle sponge

noodle sponge

sandle

sandle

hair dye brush

hair dye brush

lanyard

lanyard
My lips (my favorite)

My lips



Why DID the chicken cross the road?

100 uncomfortable things:


  1. Bad jokes
  2. Random naked people
  3. Watching sex scenes with a family member
  4. When people touch me without my permission
  5. Hunger
  6. Seeing little children that are all beat up
  7. The taste of potatoes 
  8. The texture of potatoes
  9. The texture of soft things, like fur
  10. Dry skin
  11. When people stare at me
  12. When people look at me when I'm talking
  13. When people look at my mouth when I'm eating
  14. Eyebrows
  15. Meeting new people
  16. Watching myself in videos
  17. People hearing me talk to myself
  18. People hearing me sing
  19. Talking in front of people
  20. Laughing in front of people
  21. Bringing attention to myself
  22. Animal Planet shows that show a maggot eating away someone's eye.
  23. Hearing people eat
  24. Hearing people sniff
  25. Hearing people blow their nose
  26. Hearing people "pleasure" themselves
  27. Hearing people being pleasured by someone else O_O
  28. Owen Wilsons nose
  29. People who diss Lady Gaga in front of me
  30. Talking on the phone
  31. Talking to people in general
  32. My voice
  33. Using the restroom
  34. Hearing people use the restroom
  35. People hearing me use the restroom
  36. Standing in line at a crowded place
  37. Crowded places in general
  38. Funerals
  39. Weddings
  40. Graveyards
  41. Small crowds
  42. Closed spaces
  43. Open spaces
  44. Walking in front of people
  45. Gum smackers
  46. Toothless old people
  47. Watching animals use the restroom
  48. Talking to someone who has something in their nose
  49. Little kids bleeding
  50. Big people wearing too small clothes
  51. Watching people eat potatoes
  52. Stupid question
  53. Being the center of attention
  54. Watching birth control commercials
  55. Watching pregnancy test commercials
  56. Watching someone give birth
  57. Babies right after they're born, before they're cleaned
  58. Homophobes
  59. Pick-up lines
  60. Guys who like lesbians or bisexual girls but hate gay guys
  61. People who have no rhythm
  62. People who can't sing
  63. Peanuts
  64. Peanut butter
  65. Escargot
  66. Old guys who hit on young girls
  67. Old women who hit on young guys
  68. Middle age and older trying to dress "hip"
  69. Being called a hipster
  70. Being told all my clothes are guy clothes
  71. Socks
  72. Bra shopping
  73. Rain
  74. Hearing the rain
  75. Smelling rain
  76. Thunderstorms
  77. My little sister in her cuddling mood O_O
  78. Going back to work after being gone for a long time
  79. Liars
  80. Peer Pressure
  81. People who have high expectations of me
  82. Hairy bodies
  83. People who spit all the time
  84. Snot
  85. Public restrooms
  86. Laughing in a movie theater
  87. Having to laugh at customers bad jokes
  88. When customers try to hit on me
  89. Reading out loud, not knowing how to pronounce a word
  90. Not fitting in
  91. Family reunions
  92. The voices I sometime hear in my head
  93. Having Deja Vu
  94. Being called on to speak in class
  95. Wearing swim suits
  96. Wearing skirts and sometimes dresses
  97. "The talk" with my parents
  98. When I don't hear from anyone in hours
  99. Making phone calls
  100. Sitting in a doctors office

Are you uncomfortable?

I chose to go with this for my uncomfortable video because I know I always feel uncomfortable when someone is laughing and I have no idea why. Especially if its hysterical laughter.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Lecture assignment 3/04

In this photo is my grandmother and little sister. a. There was no purpose of taking this photo really, I just wanted to take a fun photo of two of my favorite people. I keep it because I thought it was a good angle, a beautiful day, and it shows the fun nature of my grandmother and sister. I chose it for this assignment because it was one of my first independent photo shoots. I would usually only take photos for my high school yearbook. It's significance to me is the relationship I have with each of them. Because they're my family, I keep them close to me at all times.
b. The emotional relationship is family. My grandmother for a long time was my closest family member, and my little sister is and will always be a little pest that I can't get rid of, but I still love her all the same. I think it influences the picture because my grandmother agrees with me about my sister being a little pest and that comes across in the picture because she's scolding her for being silly. It really makes me smile every time I see the photo.
c. I intended for this photo to be viewed as playful and bright, and the feedback I got from it tells me that I achieved this. I will definitely remember this in 10 years, it's been 3 already.

 This is a photo of me, taken by Haley Jo Horton, a dear friend of mine.
a. The purpose of this picture was I need senior pictures for my graduation invites. I keep it because I think I look all model like, and it was one of my favorites from the whole shoot. I chose it for this assignment because Haley is an excellent photographer and I think more people should see her work. This significance is the purpose of taking the photo, and the relationship with the photographer.
b. Haley and I are like sisters. I don't think it really influences the picture because it was a serious picture and usually Haley and I are very goofy when around each other. It makes me view the picture on a more professional level and sometimes I forget that it was just my friend who took them and not a highly paid photographer.
c. It was just for graduation invites and for friends to view. But I wouldn't mind if Haley used it later in her portfolio. I think I will remember this picture in 10 years because the day it was taken was one of the best days of my life with two of the best friends I could ever have.


a. I think the purpose of this photo was to show the playful nature of bubbles. It's not mine, I found it on the internet one day, and I thought it was perfect for this project so I found it again. The significance to me is the fact that bubbles are a part of my childhood, and many others.
b. I'm not sure what the emotional relationship is between the photographer and the subject. It looks more like an add type photograph, where the photographer just needed a model. I think it makes the photo that much more playful because there is no emotional relationship between the two.
c. Since I found it while looking for fashion photography, I'm going to say that it was intended to be viewed as a fashion add by anyone interested in photography. I probably won't remember this photo in 10 years because I don't own the picture, and I just found it on the internet one day.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Gingers Have SOUL!

I came across this while just having fun on youtube. I laughed SO hard that I had to download the mp3 and make it my ringtone. :)


Does My Rainbow Flag Scare You?

This is the final take of my monologue. Like all my rainbow stuff? I made the scarf and hat! Shirt came from fckh8.com (you know, in case you were wondering..) Enjoy! :)


Line lists..

PART ONE:

  1.  Muddy converse
  2. Old fashioned boom box
  3. Mustard Yellow Cardigan
  4. Light brown Chihuahua.
  5. Crying baby
  6. Lava lamp
  7. Moon
  8. Dragon scales
  9. Orange polo tee
  10. Tim Burton
  11. Clouds
  12. Oak Tree
  13. Refrigerator
  14. Giraffe
  15. Geese 

1. I’m not better at either. It just depends on how much I remember said object.  If I have a strong memory of it, the imaging process is much easier, than if I have a weak memory.
2. I’m definitely better at 3-Dimensional objects because our world is in 3D. It’s easy to imagine things when it’s in the dimension you live in. I’m not that great at drawing, I think mainly because I can’t see images in 2D.
3. I see the object in it’s natural habitat usually.
4. Right behind my eyes, but in front of me. I say it’s right behind because some images are fuzzier than others depending on my concentration level.
5. So that I can see not only what I’m trying to capture a photo of, but everything surrounding it.

PART TWO:

  1. Sight: cars, road signs, buildings, trees, grass, pavement, road lines
  2. Sound: Emily’s voice, passing cars, radio, wind
  3. Smell: n/a
  4. Touch: phone, seat cushion, air condition
  5. Taste: air? Lol
  6. Balance: It changed with the movement of the car
  7. Temperature: n/a
  8. Pain: no such thing on a beautiful car ride
  9. Pressure: n/a
  10. Motion/Acceleration: It changes with the movement of the car.
  11. Direction: NORTH!
  12. Temporal: Evening