Why DID the chicken cross the road?

100 uncomfortable things:

1. Bad jokes
2. Random naked people
3. Watching sex scenes with a family member
4. When people touch me without my permission
5. Hunger
6. Seeing little children that are all beat up
7. The taste of potatoes 
8. The texture of potatoes
9. The texture of soft things, like fur
10. Dry skin
11. When people stare at me
12. When people look at me when I'm talking
13. When people look at my mouth when I'm eating
14. Eyebrows
15. Meeting new people
16. Watching myself in videos
17. People hearing me talk to myself
18. People hearing me sing
19. Talking in front of people
20. Laughing in front of people
21. Bringing attention to myself
22. Animal Planet shows that show a maggot eating away someone's eye.
23. Hearing people eat
24. Hearing people sniff
25. Hearing people blow their nose
26. Hearing people "pleasure" themselves
27. Hearing people being pleasured by someone else O_O
28. Owen Wilsons nose
29. People who diss Lady Gaga in front of me
30. Talking on the phone
31. Talking to people in general
32. My voice
33. Using the restroom
34. Hearing people use the restroom
35. People hearing me use the restroom
36. Standing in line at a crowded place
37. Crowded places in general
38. Funerals
39. Weddings
40. Graveyards
41. Small crowds
42. Closed spaces
43. Open spaces
44. Walking in front of people
45. Gum smackers
46. Toothless old people
47. Watching animals use the restroom
48. Talking to someone who has something in their nose
49. Little kids bleeding
50. Big people wearing too small clothes
51. Watching people eat potatoes
52. Stupid question
53. Being the center of attention
54. Watching birth control commercials
55. Watching pregnancy test commercials
56. Watching someone give birth
57. Babies right after they're born, before they're cleaned
58. Homophobes
59. Pick-up lines
60. Guys who like lesbians or bisexual girls but hate gay guys
61. People who have no rhythm
62. People who can't sing
63. Peanuts
64. Peanut butter
65. Escargot
66. Old guys who hit on young girls
67. Old women who hit on young guys
68. Middle age and older trying to dress "hip"
69. Being called a hipster
70. Being told all my clothes are guy clothes
71. Socks
72. Bra shopping
73. Rain
74. Hearing the rain
75. Smelling rain
76. Thunderstorms
77. My little sister in her cuddling mood O_O
78. Going back to work after being gone for a long time
79. Liars
80. Peer Pressure
81. People who have high expectations of me
82. Hairy bodies
83. People who spit all the time
84. Snot
85. Public restrooms
86. Laughing in a movie theater
87. Having to laugh at customers bad jokes
88. When customers try to hit on me
89. Reading out loud, not knowing how to pronounce a word
90. Not fitting in
91. Family reunions
92. The voices I sometime hear in my head
93. Having Deja Vu
94. Being called on to speak in class
95. Wearing swim suits
96. Wearing skirts and sometimes dresses
97. "The talk" with my parents
98. When I don't hear from anyone in hours
99. Making phone calls
100. Sitting in a doctors office